Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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