i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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