i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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