we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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