Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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