I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.