Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.