She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.