You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once