this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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