I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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