I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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