I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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