Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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