I need to stop coming to work sober
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
