He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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