going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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