a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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