So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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