Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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