My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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