Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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