you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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