I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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