Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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