Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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