ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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