it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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