So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
