Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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