ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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