If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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