talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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