and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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