Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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