God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dignity is for republicans.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I need to calm my uterus...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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