so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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