honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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