My nipple is on Facebook.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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