whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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