i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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