It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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