I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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