so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
this hospital has no fireball
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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