Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Pants are for mortals
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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