do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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