That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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