You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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its like you know when i get waxed
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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