Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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