forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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