Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
