sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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