the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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