Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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