I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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