I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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